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So here's the story...

A coworker's husband has been selling stuff on Kijiji. For some reason, he feels the need to invent stories about the stuff he's selling to make people feel like he's legit. Here's the thing, if you look at his SELLER PROFILE the lies don't add up.

In one add, he's selling purses to which he writes

"Bought these purses in Cypress for my GF who is no longer my GF. Her Loss. Your Gain."

In another add, he's selling a Bike Stroller.

"My Wife was injured in a car accident and is unable to use this brand new bike stroller."

Where there is deception, there is opportunity. So, I decided to mess with him by creating a fake hotmail account and attempting to buy said purses.

Here goes...

From: JOSIE

Ok so I read your seller profile and all the other stuff you are selling. I wonder if your injured wife who cant use the bike stroller noes about your girlfriend from cypress that you buy nice things for. I dont juge people like you but you will find the church one day and whatever you will feel bad.

Who cares kijiji is made by scienceologists and they are not good anyways.

Ok so the purses. I no fakes and have a good eye and can tell yours are for sure real but you say $250 for 3 when if I buy 3 separate at 75$ it comes to $225. I guess I buy 3 seperated for the better deal right. Or how abot you give me the purses for $50 each and I dont tell your wife about your cypress girlfriend hahaha jokes jokes.

Ok so $50 for each and we meat do you know where the Winners is on st-joseph? I am getting a ride there on Sunday Or can you bring to my complex in Kanata, Im here days and nights here is the adresse 2765 Jackmans Road, apartment 1721B.

Let me now how to meat.

Thank You! My price is negoshable.

Josie

From: DALE

In response to your ridiculous, misspelled, religious rant about "people like me". I am a Canadian Soldier who was deployed in the middle east 5 years ago, when I purchased the purses. My girlfriend who was in Canada broke up with me, and I have since met my wife and started a family.

As for "your eye" the purses are certainly fakes as I would not be selling them at 75 dollars, if they were real.

Lastly, before you decide to pour a pile of bull-shit opinions regarding religion and your church, hit the spell checker, that way you only come across as an asshole, and not a dumb asshole.

Purses are sold.


From: JOSIE

Hello Mr. Dale,

I am so sorry, I made the bad jokes. I do not have a spell checker person because i live alone. Besides, Why would I need to write without spelingue missed steaks? This is just for buying and selling not for writing books to sell. I am not Stephan King. haha Whatever he is a scienceologist to and we both know wahts wrong wtih them. haha jokes jokes. but for real, they also caused the AIDS ok don't be offensive about it.

Ok so, I want your bags so much. So very much. I am willing to pay $160 right now, cash no questions ask and we dont get the police involved in this thing.

Can you deliver by sunday? I will pay for your gas maybe 20$ and have Pizza pockets if you are hungry and I will put my chihuahahs in the bedroom so they don't attack because they don't like when strangers are around my oxygen machine... but tehy are jealous. They also don't like sausages stupid dogs.

Again, I am sorry for hurting your felines, I am not a mean person.

I was just meaning that you seemed like a player. that's all.

So can you do 130$ delivered?

I will be at my computer until Terry moves me, so please respond so I can get the money.

Thank You!

I want the bags so much to put things inside. Like my chihuahas thats what Paris Hilton does and I luv fashion. OK SORRY again, but I have the money now...ok lets do this.

Please Respond.

Thanks,

Josie

(Time to let him in on the joke)

P.S. Dale, please enjoy your weekend and tell Christine that everyone at work misses her.

From: Dale

Is this Lucy? Who did this! You Bastards!!! Got me good. I love Pizza Pockets!

Dale