- When I eat an apple... I eat the apple. I eat the core. I eat the little sticker. But, I always leave the stem on my desk, edge of the couch or in my pocket. Like a trophy.
- I chew my nails and bury them in the potted plants.
- I enjoy changing diapers.
- Speaking of potted plants. One time when I was called into the principal's office, he made me wait at his desk. (Presumably so I could sweat it out.) Instead, I took this time to bury all of his pens, pencils and even a calculator in the potted plants around his office.
- I enjoy watching infomertial salesman work. Particularly when the product is clearly not a home run. Case and point: Rejuvaneque! The facial rejuvenation mask.
- I only believe fortune cookies when they're right.
- I always look at my poo when I'm done.
- One time in highschool, a friend of mine had a house party while her parents were away. I collected all of the empty beer caps and placed them on top of the ceiling fan blades in the living room. When her parents got home to an immaculate house all was well, until they turned on the ceiling fan a week later and just under 100 bottle caps rained down like god was having a kegger.
- I buy coffee at the gas station because it wants to know more about me.
- I will always help you move.
- I can make up really cool and memorable band names on the spot. Ladies and gentlemen put your hands together for "Gravy Plane"
- I feel self-conscious about my intelligence when I read Marmaduke because I don't understand why anyone can find it funny or even mildly humourous.
- I believe anyone can write a funnier Marmaduke. But you be the judge...
Marmaduke VS. Jetsonduke
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ROUND 2
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