Things I came across in 2009

The rare white tiger's got nothing on the even rarer (word?)
White Tiger Shit Ticket Dispenser.

It's a thing of beauty and yes... I acquired it.

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I was so happy to hear that Goodlife finally went to the 24hr format.
I guess? kinda sorta? wha?

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The Jetson does spend a few hours in the sky and is always curious about the trifolds.
No Smoking!
NO BRIEFCASES!

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Airlines are multi billion dollar operations.
Why is it they can't spend $200 on a good graphic artist?

Advertising 101: Use images to reinforce the message.

Or, if you're in the airline industry, use images to deliver a different yet equally compelling message.

Step 1: Shoot bullets from your eyes through the window until smoke appears.

Step 2: Continue to shoot bullets until smoke becomes fire.

Step 3: Bullets will eventually transform fire into debris.

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Just remember ladies...

There's always a chance that a black man will try for third base as you exit the plane.
Don't count on Conan O'Brien for help as he will be running away.

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Put your oxygen mask on first...
Then make sure the dad from Little People, Big World is taken care of.