Dog Poo Archeology

• Have been supplementing my fiber in take with Metamucil. I highly recommend this if you want to shit out gorilla fingers.
  
• I saw I AM Legend last weekend. I kept hoping Uncle Phil would show up with an UZI with special zombie piercing bullets.
  
• I like it here. I’d like to blog more. I’d like to have a lot more people read it and wonder… why did I just read that?
  
• The snow is melting faster than the villain in Robocop who falls in toxic waste and then jumps in front of a car.
  
• I spent a considerable amount of time last weekend getting reacquainted with the fascinating work of Dog Poo Archeology. The painstaking task of uncovering and bagging countless piles of dog crap remarkably well preserved under layers of Canadian snow.